I wish I was one of those people who was just naturally funny, but everytime I try and think of a joke I’m the only one who laughs and everyone just looks at me awkwardly
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
If you smell good I will be 300% more attracted to you
yeah but anything multiplied by zero is still zero…….
someone have a crush on me so i can feel a bit cool