luke-yummies:

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

has no one asked how they found out this kid wasn’t russian 

thomassprott:

Spring is springing.  3.28.14
misjudgments:

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"Be with someone who would drive five hours, just to see you for one."
Latelycravingmore (via latelycravingmore)
"A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart."
Ed Sheeran (via faireyre)
"If you’re ever with a girl who is too good for you, marry her."
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elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

lolsomeone-actually:

REAL.TALK.

stability:

do whatcha want, whatcha want with my body (if ur rich)

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

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