“ I hate when a good song is ruined by a bad memory.

rhydonmyhardon:

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

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(via screw--gravity)

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

(via acomas)

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

(via fake-mermaid)

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

(via bullied)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via topshelf1)

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Quelle: whoredinarygirl, via bullied)

virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

(Quelle: virginsacrificer, via givingblowjobs)